GXC Family Tree

So.

Aimee Hart has, unfortunately, succeeded where the most brilliant minds of our generation have failed; she has fashioned the (partial) * GXC Family Tree.

* click on the names with dotted lines to view other branches of the tree.

Please be warned that GXC assumes no responsibility for any mental trauma that might be suffered as a result of clicking the link above. Amongst other horrors, it reveals that Leah Hosteler is in a scandalous four way relationship with phillip morrin, Cid Campeador and Matthew Ahn, and that Emma Elfeirr happens to be, simultaneously, the love child of Aimee and Cid as well as the spawn of an unholy union between herself and Sydney...

The entire thing is pretty upsetting, to be honest. Again, viewer discretion is emphatically advised.

In a related matter, I seem to be in the market for marriage to a person, apparently, known as "Mom". Applicants must be healthy, big boned, and whose only mode of transportation is the MC Hammer slide.

Thank you.

Update: the tree has been updated. Emma is no longer from the collective womb of Aimee/Cid/Emma/Sydney. Instead, James Tabush is his own father.

Update: the link to the tree has been removed because it was sadly defiled early this morning. But we have a secret weapon: LOVE. Happy Holidays, everybody! *Love vibes to all*