The Goons, and How to Recognize Them

As you can see in the handy sidebar at the right, there are five of us. While I will probably be the most prolific poster, it's not out of the question that all of us will appear on here in one form or another, especially as the new site nears launch. Here is a quick rundown on everything you need to know. Most importantly, how to quickly identify the writer of a post:

1. Me. The protagonist. Posts are short and witty, with impeccable spelling and a 13+ grade-level vocabulary.

2. Brimer. The court jester. Terry Gilliam as a Web 2.0 mascot, dancing in an animal costume in the end zone of the corporate stadium. Posts involve physical assault by awesomeness.

3. Sean. Posts are pretty. Too pretty, in fact. Frequent readers may wonder why the real world doesn't feature more pastel gradients.

4. Jeff. Posts will usually involve advertisements for programming talent. Posts will not be pretty. Unless, of course, he makes the mistake of asking Sean to work on it. In which case 13 hours will elapse, and the post will be pretty. Very, very pretty.

[If you know PHP, Flash, Ajax, MySQL, have experience architecting or developing highly scalable websites and want to work in a fun, innovative, and entrepreneurial environment, please contact jobs@gocrosscampus.com! -- Jeff]

5. Isaac. The guy who knows things. Posts will usually involve the west coast, Web 2.0 and actual programming. Which is good, because people have told me that databases and such are important for these intarwebs.

- Brad