Saturday, December 27, 2008

GXC Family Tree

So.

Aimee Hart has, unfortunately, succeeded where the most brilliant minds of our generation have failed; she has fashioned the (partial) * GXC Family Tree.

* click on the names with dotted lines to view other branches of the tree.

Please be warned that GXC assumes no responsibility for any mental trauma that might be suffered as a result of clicking the link above. Amongst other horrors, it reveals that Leah Hosteler is in a scandalous four way relationship with phillip morrin, Cid Campeador and Matthew Ahn, and that Emma Elfeirr happens to be, simultaneously, the love child of Aimee and Cid as well as the spawn of an unholy union between herself and Sydney...

The entire thing is pretty upsetting, to be honest. Again, viewer discretion is emphatically advised.

In a related matter, I seem to be in the market for marriage to a person, apparently, known as "Mom". Applicants must be healthy, big boned, and whose only mode of transportation is the MC Hammer slide.

Thank you.

Update: the tree has been updated. Emma is no longer from the collective womb of Aimee/Cid/Emma/Sydney. Instead, James Tabush is his own father.

Update: the link to the tree has been removed because it was sadly defiled early this morning. But we have a secret weapon: LOVE. Happy Holidays, everybody! *Love vibes to all*

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah Crap did i ever screw that up...no i named one some of my kids emma and cid...and i dont have a name for emmas father...gimme a bit and ill fix it
U forgot to mention that james is his own father

Emma Elfeirr said...

o.O

Mariah Jimenez said...

LOL Amazing job guys, I love how my parent(s) is a mystery but at least I know Emmanuel is my grandfather!

James said...

It seems someone went in and edited everything. It is probarly best to take down the link. Sadly. :[

Emmanuel said...

Thanks for calling this, James. Hopefully, it will be up again, soon. :)

Michael said...

Yeah, we need better read-only protection for less fail.

Aimee said...

okay...saw the said defilement
-is disgusted and pissed- im gunna try to make a new one

Emmanuel said...

Hooray!!

Aimee Hart said...

YAY!! I made a new tree..surprisingly this one only took me about half an hour. i AM however going to protect those of us who SUPPORT the tree and have our names on. I'm only giving the link to you if you ask for it. If it happens again, we have a narrowed down list of suspects. So if you would like the link to the tree, contact me at hart2010@hotmail.com or just yell at me in chat.

NOTE: As per his wishes, Phil Morrin was removed from the tree. He has been replaced with Tom Riddle. I feel bad for Leah.

Tommo Knoxx said...

Hey could i see the tree?
Which chat would be best to ask for it on...

Tommo Knoxx said...

Hey could i see the tree?
Which chat would be best to ask for it on...